THE CAERLEON POLITBURO 

Christians And Communists

Just in one day of my second life I stumble upon two movements inside. First I met an anarchistic communistic utopist who wants to create an art colony completely ruled by its members with no money involved, and secondly some officers of Public Townscape, also ruled by it’s members, who judged me last months, now confess that the only judge is God. And both groups have problems with their principles. When my sister Boheme Oh asked the utopist if he was paid in RL for his work with students he was pissed off immediately (My sister Boheme is sometimes quicker than me to piss people off), so his revolutionary talk was reduced very quick. (This doesn’t mean his art island isn’t really great). Also in Townscape the confusion plays a part. Why two officers judge me first and say after they leave the judging to God? All comes down on the urge of people to implement their standards of living to others. In RL, when we are lucky, sometimes we have political ways to achieve a consensus of what is good or bad, although some may say the money rules. In SL people try to implement their believes in a quicker way, no democracy needed, no control, no approval of people. If you want to win here, be a friend of the owner. And so we all move as slimy creatures up in the asses of owners to get permission to do something on a land. The only way I can live with my slimy creature is to be a very artistic, hard to remove one, who laughs a lot about how serious people try here to achieve something that they should try in RL. Then they really contribute to a society.

 

Daddy’s Cueing Up

Older men always try to make me grown up in SL. They allow me to play around a little, smile when I behave like a fool, applaud when I do a crazy performance, but after some weeks there comes the correcting finger. My father Cupido Oh could’n t stop trying to talk me out of my nude pictures. Would be daddy Dagger1 Dagger loved me in his bed, but with his guests in his poledance brothel I should behave and don’t open my mouth. And Henry125 Petrov tried to turn me into a model citizen in a place where the purpose was to experiment. And now the great self acclaimed Deity of artists island Caerleon, Georg Janick. Who allows me to build what I want, who understands that the greatest horror for the avant garde is to be loved by the elite (btw, im not avant garde at all, but mainstream like everybody in SL), now suddenly tries to correct my language in an effort to be my newest daddy.

Here is the conversation we had:

 

Georg Janick: You have to be nicer to me

Georg Janick: I’ve given you space, 400 prims, a venue for your performance art

Georg Janick: and I don’t appreciate being called a “slime”

SaveMe Oh: and you think im not nice to you?

Georg Janick: You are incredibly rude

Georg Janick: and not just to me

Georg Janick: there is a difference between being avant garde

Georg Janick: and being an asshole

SaveMe Oh: did you get touched by something?

Georg Janick: Just by your treatment

SaveMe Oh: and when was that?

Georg Janick: When you were with Feathers

SaveMe Oh: because i change between my nice and bad moods

Georg Janick: She is a friend of mine yu know

SaveMe Oh: that rude girl you send to me?

Georg Janick: but I guess you wouldn’t know

SaveMe Oh: i only try to keep up with her

Georg Janick: Look

Georg Janick: you are welcome on the island

Georg Janick: and you are welcome to do Beckett

Georg Janick: But I just want you to know that people have feelings

SaveMe Oh: then dont send me a girl like her who tries to be rougher then me, and appareantly after goes crying out on your shoulder

Georg Janick: More rudeness

SaveMe Oh: i only adapted to her

SaveMe Oh: was a pleasure

SaveMe Oh: a training in rudeness

Georg Janick: You’re a big girl

Georg Janick: You have your own style

Georg Janick: and I’ve seen it more than once

SaveMe Oh: so accept that style

Georg Janick: No

Georg Janick: I don’t

SaveMe Oh: seems i find another american daddy

Georg Janick: That’s up to you

SaveMe Oh: i am what i am , i say what i want to say, i accept that also from others, and i never forget this is a game

Georg Janick: These are people

Georg Janick: not a game

Georg Janick: people

SaveMe Oh: people make and say things to get a reaction

SaveMe Oh: with that reaction we go further

Georg Janick: Not if they are genuine

Georg Janick: That’s what little kids do

SaveMe Oh: i always am put away in that corner when it gets difficult

SaveMe Oh: and its funny it always comes from americans

Georg Janick: maybe people are trying to tell you something

Georg Janick: and by the way

Georg Janick: It’s coming from Marnie too

Georg Janick: also Dutch

SaveMe Oh: she reacted stupid, thats something different

SaveMe Oh: but that you couldn’t read

SaveMe Oh: because she did it in dutch

Georg Janick: yes everyone is stupid butt you

SaveMe Oh: me too, im not god

SaveMe Oh: never pretend to be

Georg Janick: You don’t have to be god to be civil

Georg Janick: You just have ti be a decent person

SaveMe Oh: sometimes we speak serious, sometimes we joke, try to see the difference

SaveMe Oh: and try to feel there is never a meaning to hurt, just teasing to tickle

Georg Janick: Well you do not come across that way

SaveMe Oh: worsed thing in SL that can happen to you is falling asleep from boredom

Georg Janick: You haven’t been around then

SaveMe Oh: and you also gave this speech to Feathers?

SaveMe Oh: because in my view we spoke the same

Georg Janick: I read the transcript

Georg Janick: and I didn’t see that

Georg Janick: But as I say

Georg Janick: You are still welcome

Georg Janick: What you do

Georg Janick: is totally up to you

SaveMe Oh: i hope so

SaveMe Oh: when its not up to me it starts to be spooky

SaveMe Oh: i only hope you kick me out when i’m a conservative, a racist or a fundamentalist, for the rest it should be ok

Georg Janick: No one is kicking you out

SaveMe Oh: i know

SaveMe Oh: and i will not run, am just a little surprised by your words

SaveMe Oh: didnt expected it from you

Georg Janick: Well you don’t know me very well

Georg Janick: We will get to know one another

SaveMe Oh: my concept of SaveMe is a dramaqueen, and as i am in the theatrebusiness i will always take care of enough storylines with good drama

SaveMe Oh: the part of today is very good

Georg Janick: that will keep you from any genuine human contact

Georg Janick: If that’s what you want fine

Georg Janick: But don’t expect others to want the same

SaveMe Oh: its not what i want, but you have to see the difference between a serious convesation and a big gossip joke, and it looks you dont see it. DO you laugh enough?

Georg Janick: Well I’ve said what I wanted to

Georg Janick: Take it easy now

SaveMe Oh: you too

SaveMe Oh: dont get an heartattack, would be a big waste

Georg Janick: My heart is very strong

SaveMe Oh: im happy

SaveMe Oh: you have stil a lot for us to do

Georg Janick: haha

Georg Janick: I’m laughing again

SaveMe Oh: and i will beat Feathers up for you

Georg Janick: Leave her

Georg Janick: she is a sweetheart

Georg Janick: and she will be very nice to you

SaveMe Oh: next time i will tell you what she says about you

SaveMe Oh: haha

SaveMe Oh: can i put this conversation in my weblog, btw?

Georg Janick: sure

SaveMe Oh: normally i dont ask, but i try to be nicer then i really am

Georg Janick: keep doing that

SaveMe Oh: yes daddy

Georg Janick: somebody needs to parent you

SaveMe Oh: join the club of fathers, you all should make a group

SaveMe Oh: i have some names for you

Georg Janick: Oh you’ve made your own

SaveMe Oh: thats for my sisters and brothers

Georg Janick: But he doesn’t challenge you

Georg Janick: so there are no arguments

SaveMe Oh: my father is a lazy guy

Georg Janick: I know

SaveMe Oh: so better you make a group of fathers who still see a bright future for me

Georg Janick: Well that is still undecided

SaveMe Oh: who think there is still something to do about

SaveMe Oh: and who knows, maybe i will be married soon and have a nice kid, and some responsebilty

SaveMe Oh: things can always change

Georg Janick: Stay single and childless

Georg Janick: Just don’t be an asshole

SaveMe Oh: Georg, dont use that rude word please

OMG.. yes girl. your behave always causes you problems. and not only whith americans daddys.. no baby.. your behave will causes you problems always whith everybody in this world.. you are too rude many times.. is only a cuestion of acept or not the behave of the anothers.. when i dont want spent time whith a person which behave i dont like. i simply stay far, but in your case is diferent.. you are in his land. he cant stay far away of you. so or you acept or you die.. thats the game.. Sometime ago a friend asked me why i suported you when you only talked shit of me.. i only said one thing. i see something else in persons, not only if they say shit of me, this world of Sl. is dirty in the deep inside, and i dont look for persons who treat me as a queen, cause at the end all those persons only lied me, i dont trust anymore in persons who talk good things of me, the experience showed me that those persons only lied, and i dont want spent time in persons who say I LOVE YOU. or such good words like that only like if they were telling: I HAVE TO BUY SOAP.

OMG I NEED AGAIN MY THERAPIST…. PFF .. IS YOUR FAULT BAD GIRL.

PDT: MEN SUCKS EVEN IN SL

What We Did In Our Weekend

First I let Leonid Breznjev incarnation Georg Janick hook me up with a walking carrot, that would fit me perfectly well. After that communist marriage counselling (never trust that) the carrot let me build my Save Sex Sensation (see my profile for a landmark) on his land, resulting in furious furry’s coming complaining about orgasmic noise. Late that night we went as cigarette’s to the Day Of The Last Smoke where Fredje Broek and Profcharlene Darwin manipulated a contest to donate their lousy 5000 Linden win to Warchild so Marco Borsato could fly first class in the future. Of course we couldn’t stand our lost, we are bad losers, and we spoiled their victory with our hobby: Chatspam. Next day we enlightened the Egyptian Chapel of  the Leader Of The Caerleon Politburo Georg Janick with my religious nudes because we are aware of the rejection of the communists of religion. Opium for the people as they call it. But this politburo leader admires in secret mysticism and cubist viewpoints so he couldn’t enjoy the new artwork and deleted all, leaving the carrot with nothing else then his green hair. Of course we are bad losers and so we cheer up a lecture about the boring colour use of Turner with a real time burning en crucifixtion performance resulting in our ban from the Caerleon Island. The only sad thing is that the progress I made with only two ban’s has been reduced by the latest ban. But I promise I keep on trying to give the best I have. If only not all those people where standing in my way, what a beautiful world we could have.

Btw, did you know carrots make you see better? Or did you ever see a rabbit with glasses? Old wishdom from the cold Dutch grounds.

you may think you’re being “artistic”, but you’re really just a griefer.

  • Good griefing also needs a lot of artistic talent. But it’s not my hobby. Entertaining everybody who know everything so well and have their opinions so secure locked is a pleasant time passing on the other hand. I will be glad to continue and be your artistic servant.

  • bless the dog
    bless the suitcase

  • Eat a dick not impressed! SAVEMEH HO and her daddy FATSO HO r artists! spit out those hairy nut sax myself ah the bitch! Loonz is Turdie done blowin those mexicans! I heard ya’ll moved up to crystal meth! Damn junkies! I bet u still kiss that cum-breath bitch in the mouth! Cuckold-Loonz-a-doodle-doo! U FUCKIN CHICKEN!

  • It’s hard to call it art or griefing when your work is so damn boring. At least entertain us next time.

  • nice that people post under my name

    why no just onder your own name

  • That shit IS boring Sam but Savemeh Ho is funneh!

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    Save Me Gary Zabel!

    Human rights in SecondLife, but some are still banned and denied a voice. Will Georg Janick save me and give me access to Caerleon for the Human Rights festival? I guess not. He just removed me from his facebook, after I reviewed him, just as he had asked. Sometimes I don’t know what I have to do. They ask me something and after don’t want an answer. Strange world.

  • fuck georg and his 3d reichleon :D

  • oh caerleon,
    they give you land and take it back again.
    they make you work for them and then put you under pressure.
    then they give you a couple of thousand lindens and tell you the “collaborative cooperation” is over and that you get payed like any other workmen.
    then they ban you, and later they unban you. what do those people want??
    i think they want the secret order of the giant rat thing. have you seen their nukes??
    in any case they are confused people and dangerous when given power in hands.
    best is to stay away from them. Gary, one day your wife is going to run away from you and you will be rich and fat and living in the ruins of abandoned cities. read job15 from the bible. it has been said already a looong time ago.

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    Preventive Censorship (SL Guantanamo opens soon)

    Bryn Oh: SaveMe please dont interrupt my talk this time

    You: my lips are sealed

    Tezcatlipoca Bisiani: I was just thinking that

    Georg Janick: Saveme you are still muted for me

    Georg Janick: so I won’t be interacting

    Bryn Oh: Blah, blah, blah

    Sabrinaa Nightfire: Blah, blah, blah

    Davidm Haefeli: Blah, blah, blah

    JuanManuel Maximus: Blah, blah, blah

    Gary Kohime: Blah, blah, blah

    Glyph Graves: Blah, blah, blah

    Misprint Thursday: Blah, blah, blah

    Oberon Onmura: Blah, blah, blah

    Nonnatus Korhonen: Blah, blah, blah

    Pixels Sideways: Blah, blah, blah

    SaveMe Oh: wat een onzin

    Feathers Boa: you all sound super intellectual

    Alizarin Goldflake: Blah, blah, blah

    Fran Benoir: Blah, blah, blah

    SaveMe Oh: they block me out too, how you call that?

    Feathers Boa: put me in a tank of water and immerse me

    SaveMe Oh: let the sunshine, let the sunshine, the sunshine in

    solar Cale: yeah

    solar’s translator: yeah

    Xlator: yeah

    Xlator: yeah

    SaveMe Oh: hare krishnam krishna krishna hare rama hare hare

    Jackson Drechsler: Blah, blah, blah

    Artistide Despres: Blah, blah, blah

    Feathers Boa looks at saveme’s hover title

    SaveMe Oh: do it Feathers

    Four Yip: Blah, blah, blah

    Gina Glimmer: Blah, blah

    Oberon Onmura: thanks Bryn – good discussion!

    Fran Benoir: yrs thank you

    Alizarin Goldflake: excellent, Bryn

    Gary Kohime: thanks.. Bryn…as always..you rock the world.. :) ….

    Feathers Boa: yeah i totally worship you bryn

    Feathers Boa: saveme oh is griefing us

    Bryn Oh: yes she is annoying

    Alizarin Goldflake: oh bother

    Glyph Graves: yep thats exactly what it is

    Bryn Oh: always does that

    Feathers Boa: its “art” when she does lame ass shit

    Alizarin Goldflake: i guess it is time to save her

    Georg Janick: she is a child

    Solkide Auer: save me stop please

    Bryn Oh: lol

    Georg Janick: a spoiled brat

    Alizarin Goldflake: save her back to inventory bryn :)

    Georg Janick: wanting attention

    Bryn Oh: was to be expected

    Bryn Oh: lol

    Feathers Boa: gross

    Tezcatlipoca Bisiani: She’s dull

    Feathers Boa: she is such a total ass

    Gluis Clawtooth: wth

    Georg Janick: ohh

    Georg Janick: she is so advanced

    Georg Janick: so avant garde

    Bryn Oh: just a sec

    Georg Janick: I’m so impressed

    Glyph Graves: hehe

    Alizarin Goldflake: ignore her folks

    Feathers Boa: how nice piles of doo-doo

    Alizarin Goldflake: or ban her

    Feathers Boa: classy

    Georg Janick: dump her Bryn

    Glyph Graves: is get worried about my avatar

    Georg Janick: ban her ass

    Bryn Oh: i did

    Feathers Boa: please stop her

    Tezcatlipoca Bisiani: Glyph: hah

    Feathers Boa: its gross

    Bryn Oh: i guess she is outside doing something

    Feathers Boa: yuck!

    Gluis Clawtooth: can u return the grief thing

    Georg Janick: such a moron

    Bryn Oh: i dont see an object on the land

    Sabrinaa Nightfire: look over the water

    Georg Janick: this time we complain to LL, she should have at least that avatar banned from SL

    Feathers Boa: i hate this BS

    Feathers Boa: why does she feel the need to be like this?

    Georg Janick: It’s juvenile

    Feathers Boa: attention geek

    Bryn Oh: ah yes i did that juan

    Georg Janick: psychologically about 3 years old

    Bryn Oh: its not an object on my land

    Bryn Oh: she is outside the boundary i think

    Gluis Clawtooth: it appears to be offland

    Georg Janick: Ohhh

    Fran Benoir: is it just outside?

    Bryn Oh: and using a megaprim

    Georg Janick: look art my pooh

    JuanManuel Maximus: oh …

    Alizarin Goldflake: i found an angel in a cave looking for it :) )

    Georg Janick: I’m a smart girl

    Bryn Oh: she is so edgy

    Glyph Graves: yep never mind athe discusion what about me

    Georg Janick: I am so clever

    JuanManuel Maximus: well, we are all kind of immerse o a pile of poo ^^

    Feathers Boa: well sorry bryn

    Bryn Oh: lol

    Georg Janick: what an annoying idiot

    Georg Janick: Bryn

    Feathers Boa: i have to go this is making me sick

    Georg Janick: that was an amazing talk

    Feathers Boa: bleh

    Sarah Braess: Try muteing it.

    Georg Janick: just amazing

    Georg Janick: and the discussion

    Solkide Auer: finished??

    Gluis Clawtooth: cant mute things u cant click

     

    Why not call in the help of the Linden? Teagan Linden is TP-ed over.

     

    Tezcatlipoca Bisiani: Hey Teagan

    Georg Janick: thanks so much for this

    Bryn Oh: ah a Linden, ah pixels can you tell teagan that

    SaveMe Oh is Offline

    Bryn Oh: and i think that will start at then end of feb

    Gluis Clawtooth: ou can open the local chat through your communicate window so u can see what has been said

    Bryn Oh: Is that her? God how rewarding can it possibly be to bother people? Anyway sorry about saveme

    Tezcatlipoca Bisiani: At least if it were interesting…. but it’s not…. I mean… zombies or something

    Bryn Oh: but was a good example of how we can be distracted :)

    Bryn Oh: to break immersion

    Feathers Boa: i was not distracted i have razor sharp focus

    Gluis Clawtooth: lol

    Bryn Oh: lol

    Fran Benoir: moi aussi

    Bryn Oh: so did the linden catch her tez?

    Tezcatlipoca Bisiani: That was the idea

    Alizarin Goldflake: the most disappointing thing is to be ignored

    Feathers Boa: Teagan Linden was here, I saw her

    marnie Reinard: Thank you Bryn

    Feathers Boa: Then saveme was gone

    Lephty Lewsey: I was more distracted by the compaints

    Tezcatlipoca Bisiani shouts: UKY: Please come to the not so secret preview event tonight, or the official opening tmro night, both 6pSLT. I want to crash the sim with Bryn admirers. But not SaveMe, because she’s annoying.

    Georg Janick: spanking feathers Bad girl

    Feathers Boa: lol

    Caerleon’s Do’s And Don’ts For An Artist

     

    DO DON’T
    Be a mute Interrupt
    Be super intellectual Interact
    Worship Griefe
    Be Dull Annoy
    Be Nice Do lame ass shit
    Be a moron Be a child
      Be a spoiled brat
      Catch attention
      Be a total ass
      Be advanced
      Be avant garde
      Be juvenile
      Be an attention geek
      Be psychologically about 3 years old
      Be a smart girl
      Be edgy
      Be clever
      Be an annoying idiot

     

    Red Tomato Has Bald Ass

    As I am still banned at the Caerleon Sims (cowards disguised as artists) I had to send my sister SaveMe Ohare in to meet once more with the politburo leader Georg Janick, today dressed up as an tomato.

     

    SaveMe OHare: he georg, when are you going to unban me here?

    Georg Janick: you are unbanned – how else would you be here?

    SaveMe OHare: im with my alt, clever guy

    SaveMe OHare: I always have to change avi because you are so lazy

    Georg Janick: so how you been SM?

    SaveMe OHare: I survived

    Georg Janick: I heard you were being banned

    SaveMe OHare: my sister was

    SaveMe OHare: not me

    Georg Janick: oh I see

    Georg Janick: I mean ejected from sl

    SaveMe OHare: no, that was a rumour my sister spread herself

    SaveMe OHare: you know her, always searching for attention

    Georg Janick: I want you to know that I was approached to help with that

    Georg Janick: But I refused

    Georg Janick: so I want a reward

    SaveMe OHare: will a kiss do?

    Georg Janick: for a start

    SaveMe OHare: did you shave?

    Georg Janick: where?

    SaveMe OHare: where you want the kiss?

    Georg Janick: haha

    Georg Janick: I will think about that one

    SaveMe OHare: dont say your ass please

    Georg Janick: never

    Georg Janick: besides my ass is bald

    Sabrinaa Nightfire: interesting conversation

    Georg Janick: haha

    Georg Janick: very intelligent interchange

    SaveMe OHare: maybe you can make a colourful artwork about it.